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Friday Frivolity

Posted by Chris on July 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm.

A MOsanthrope tradition since February!

As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.


Back off!

Oh no you don\'t!


Sound advice.

Speaking of big horses

Remember to make peace with your family before they write your obituary. (Via Harris Online).

Please enjoy your products responsibly.

The check really was in the mail.

Old dogs.

Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? Where are snakes when you need them?

Those A-B marketing guys are always out ahead of the curve.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Recidivism.

SWA pilots always provide such witty banter.

Not the Good Heads People.

Now in Fat-O-Vision™!

Bad dog!

Fitness perils.

MONTGOMERY CITY. One of a kind country estate. New windows, recently remodeled kitchen, large cistern. (Thanks: Steve).

Nice looking agenda you’ve got there. (Via Balloon Juice).


Quote of the Day

If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.


Have a great weekend!
 

Filed under: Humor

Speaking of Inconvenient Truths

Posted by Chris on July 13, 2006 at 7:43 pm.

The administration’s Middle East policies have been a great success:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Oil prices surged to a record above $78 a barrel Thursday in a market agitated by escalating violence in the Middle East and the threat of supply disruptions there and beyond.

* * *

The latest fear being priced into the market is that the conflict between Israel and Lebanon could spill over into other corners of the Middle East, the region that produces nearly a third the world’s oil and contains almost two-thirds of its untapped reserves.

* * *

Iran has threatened on more than one occasion to use oil as a weapon if the United Nations uses economic sanctions or some other punishment in its dispute with Tehran over its nuclear program. While OPEC’s No. 2 supplier has not raised the issue of withholding oil from the market in a sign of solidarity with Hezbollah, the possibility is no doubt influencing oil traders’ actions.

They’ve been a great success, that is, for those heavily invested in the oil and defense industries.

Filed under: Politics, Business, U.S., World, Economy

Good Leaks, Bad Leaks

Posted by Chris on July 13, 2006 at 6:36 pm.

Former CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson and her husband, Joseph Wilson, have filed suit against Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Karl Rove, Vice President Cheney and unnamed administration officials. The complaint alleges:

the intentional and malicious exposure by senior officials of the federal government of one… human source at the CIA, Valerie Plame Wilson, whose job it was to gather intelligence to make the nation safer, and who risked her life for her country…. Those officials sought to punish Mr. Wilson for his public statements regarding assertions by the President of the United States in the 2003 State of the Union address that he used to justify war against Iraq. As their chief method of punishment, the White House officials destroyed Mrs. Wilson’s cover by revealing her classified employment with the CIA to reporters….

The detailed complaint is an interesting read. A copy may be found here.

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Law

The Politics of Terror

Posted by Chris on July 12, 2006 at 7:25 pm.

Talking Points Memo is one of only a few blogs I read every morning while perusing the “real news”. In his inaugural column for Time.com, TPM’s Josh Marshall touches on what has been a recurring theme here.

The “tell” in this case was the date. The FBI got wind of this plot last summer and arrests were made back in April. So why did we hear about them on July 7, the anniversary of the London bombings? I believe the question answers itself. The story was leaked to pump up the anniversary of the London subway bombings on July 7, 2005 and remind people that if it could happen in London it could happen here. The dozens if not hundreds of law enforcement folks who worked on thwarting this embryonic plot were not part of some political scheme. But whoever chose July 7 to leak the story, clearly was. With the mid-term election less than four months away, for some people, that’s a helpful message.

“Toying With Terror Alerts?” is worth a read.

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Media

Absolute Power

Posted by Chris on July 12, 2006 at 1:19 pm.

Compare and contrast:

“Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”

– President Richard M. Nixon, May 1977

 

As Congress opened hearings yesterday on the treatment of terrorism detainees, the Bush administration’s view was neatly summarized by Steven Bradbury, the Justice Department lawyer serving as lead witness. “The president,” Bradbury said, “is always right.”

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Law

Alas! poor MOsanthrope

Posted by Chris on July 11, 2006 at 4:06 pm.

Updated on July 11, 2006 at 4:38 pm.

I knew him, Blogosphere….

I have accepted a position which will permit me, I hope, to do some important work. It’s been awhile since I’ve walked the walk. I start July 17.

Employees of the office I’m joining may not publicly spout off about things political. I’ll probably put up a few more posts before locking down the blog on Sunday.


UPDATE: Via email, my wife provided the following commentary on the death of the blog:

WOO HOO! I’ll bring home the champagne!


Filed under: Politics, Announcements, Blogs, Employment, Law, Missouri

Reality Check

Posted by Chris on July 11, 2006 at 11:02 am.

Good news:

Bush heralds improved deficit figures

Annual deficit to come in at $296 billion, below original estimates

Tuesday, July 11, 2006; Posted: 11:45 a.m. EDT (15:45 GMT)

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush touted new deficit figures Tuesday showing considerable improvement upon earlier administration predictions, saying it shows the wisdom of his tax cuts.

That’s great, right?

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Economy

Carpe Diem

Posted by Chris on July 11, 2006 at 10:17 am.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen enough news for today.

Headlines from the AP:

Up to 100 feared dead in Bombay blasts

Woman killed in Boston Big Dig tunnel fall

Attacks across Iraq kill at least 47

Suicide attempt probed in NYC collapse

Mom gets 8 years for giving baby methadone

Group: Soldiers killed over rape-slaying

Political volunteer killed in Washington

Much of Wis. town closed after blast kills 2

5 kids drown during church outing in Mo.

The boys are lobbying for the zoo. After glancing at the headlines, that sounds like a very good plan.

Filed under: Family, News, U.S.

“The Ghost Given Up”

Posted by Chris on July 10, 2006 at 9:26 pm.

I can think of nothing to add to this.

The news will not come as a shock to the terrorist sympathizers (you remember that, right?) in the reality-based community.

Filed under: Politics, U.S., World

The Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics

Posted by Chris on July 10, 2006 at 5:55 pm.

Go read Yglesias.

(Via Atrios).

Filed under: Politics, U.S.

Speaking of Batwings

Posted by Chris on July 10, 2006 at 5:15 pm.

Today’s essential conservative commentary from National Review’s The Corner:

MARINE SPACE PLANE [Jonah Goldberg]

I like it! Particularly if the Marines inside get batwings and lasers. It seems an obvious point to me that flying space Marines would be a valuable contribution to the arsenal of democracy.

That would be kewl!

Which reminds me

Aired December 5, 2003 - 08:37 ET

* * *

GOLDBERG: Well, I’m a huge advocate of space exploration. I would actually rather go to Mars than the moon. But at the same time, I think, look, I would much rather see a stable, free Iraq with Starbucks on every corner than another trip right now.

Mars is looking like Goldberg’s better option. Maybe we could hold a fundraiser.

Filed under: Politics, Science, U.S., Media

Semantics

Posted by Chris on July 10, 2006 at 12:08 pm.

Civil war:

civil war, n.

A war between factions or regions of the same country.

Not a civil war:

Two bomb blasts in a Shi’ite neighborhood killed 12 [people] and wounded dozens [of people], while gunmen ambushed a commuter bus in a Sunni district and shot dead seven people. Militiamen, believed to be Shi’ite, fought gunbattles in a southern Sunni district.

* * *

Two bombs blasted a Baghdad area that is a stronghold of Shi’ite militia fighters early on Monday, a day after suspected Shi’ite gunmen stormed through a Sunni area and killed over 40 [people].

Twelve people were killed and 62 [people] wounded, police said, in the car bomb blasts near a telephone exchange in the eastern Talbiya district. It is a bastion of the Mehdi Army militia of radical, young cleric Moqtada al-Sadr.

Police in the notoriously violent Sunni district of Amriya found four [human] bodies on a commuter bus. Three others, including a woman, lay in the street nearby, apparently dragged from the bus and shot. Their religious affiliation was not immediately clear.

Got it?

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Language, World

Back to Reality

Posted by Chris on July 9, 2006 at 6:37 pm.

Swans on the lake
Swan signets learning the ropes.

 
Did anything significant happen while we were away?

Filed under: Family, Announcements, Travel, Michigan

Happy Independence Day!

Posted by Chris on July 4, 2006 at 12:00 am.

Happy July 4th!

(Original artwork compliments of my six-year-old).

 
Today’s book club assignment may be found here.

Filed under: Family, Announcements, Children, U.S., History

Traveling

Posted by Chris on July 2, 2006 at 2:36 pm.

Have a safe and happy holiday.

Filed under: Announcements

Treason

Posted by Chris on July 1, 2006 at 4:05 pm.

Updated on July 1, 2006 at 5:58 pm and 6:27 pm (I) and on July 2, 2006 at 8:02 am (II).

The whole The New York Times wants to destroy America episode has really become appalling. For obvious reasons, the crowd which presided over perhaps the greatest national security failure in American history is not particularly fond of American history. They’d prefer instead to focus America’s attention elsewhere, and the press is as good a target as any. After all, it’s the press that insists on constantly almost reporting how badly the administration bungled pre-9/11 intelligence and disingenuously orchestrated its response.

But it’s not just the administration. We actually have journalists, pundits and Congressmen climbing over each other to find a camera and level the charge of treason against a newspaper for preforming its most essential function — informing the citizenry of its government’s excesses:

MATTHEWS: Let me ask you Melanie, do you really mean treason? You mean put them in jail for life? I don’t know what treason carries as a sanction, but I assume the penalties are incredible severe, 20 years perhaps.

MORGAN: Yes.

MATTHEWS: You are saying to put Bill Keller and his associates in prison for 20 years?

MORGAN: Absolutely. I am absolutely advocating that. What has happened is shameful If he’s the one that is ultimately responsible for making this decision.

MATTHEWS: Well, its his call. What about the NSA? Would you do the same in the NSA case?

MORGAN: Yes, absolutely. Absolutely I would.

MATTHEWS: You’d put them in jail for 20 years for that.

MORGAN: Yes, I would. When you break the law, you break the law. And the press, the media in this country have to learn one thing. They have to operate under the same laws and the same rules and regulations that all of the rest of the American people do.

Matthews apparently forgot that the crime of treason is punishable by death. No matter. Morgan has no problem with that:

San Francisco talk show host Melanie Morgan believes that Times editor Bill Keller should be jailed for treason for approving the publication.

The maximum penalty for treason is death.

“If he were to be tried and convicted of treason, yes, I would have no problem with him being sent to the gas chamber,” Morgan, whose show airs on KSFO-AM, told The Chronicle on Wednesday. “It is about revealing classified secrets in the time of war. And the media has got to take responsibility for revealing classified information that is putting American lives at risk.”

My God.

Such narcissistic naivete to think that ours is the first generation to confront terror. Perhaps Morgan’s mother never told her of time spent huddling under her desk during elementary school nuclear drills, and her grandfather never sat her down to discuss his experiences during World War II. Past generations have confronted much greater perils than ours and managed to pass down an essentially intact Bill of Rights.

It was no accident that when the Founding Fathers set out to codify our most basic liberties, they stuck that bit about freedom of the press right there at the top. It’s too bad that MSNBC can’t book Thomas Jefferson to counter Morgan’s outrageous statements. Jefferson would have little patience for her outbursts:

Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.

To preserve the freedom of the human mind then and freedom of the press, every spirit should be ready to devote itself to martyrdom….

The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.

Those were some strong words. Those spouting the treason rhetoric du jour would have you believe that Jefferson was the original American traitor. Instead, he and his compatriots recognized the profound danger in restricting the ability of the press to scrutinize government. That, they would argue, is almost treasonous.

Unclaimed Territory has a very good post up about what the term treason meant back when words had meaning.

Go read it.


UPDATE I: No longer content to hurl allegations of treason, wingnuttia now libelously contends that the the Times is involved in a plot to assist would-be assassins.
UPDATE II: Rich is right (subscription required):

OLD GLORY lost today,” Bill Frist declaimed last week when his second attempt to rewrite the Constitution in a single month went the way of his happy prognosis for Terri Schiavo. Of course it isn’t Old Glory that lost when the flag-burning amendment flamed out. The flag always survives the politicians who wrap themselves in it. What really provoked Mr. Frist’s crocodile tears was the foiling of yet another ruse to distract Americans from the wreckage in Iraq. He and his party, eager to change the subject in an election year, just can’t let go of their scapegoat strategy. It’s illegal Hispanic immigrants, gay couples seeking marital rights, cut-and-run Democrats and rampaging flag burners who have betrayed America’s values, not those who bungled a war.

No sooner were the flag burners hustled offstage than a new traitor was unveiled for the Fourth: the press. Public enemy No. 1 is The New York Times, which was accused of a “disgraceful” compromise of national security (by President Bush) and treason (by Representative Peter King of New York and the Coulter amen chorus). The Times’s offense was to publish a front-page article about a comprehensive American effort to track terrorists with the aid of a Belgian consortium, Swift, which serves as a clearinghouse for some 7,800 financial institutions in 200 countries.

It was a solid piece of journalism. But if you want to learn the truly dirty secrets of how our government prosecutes this war, the story of how it vilified The Times is more damning than anything in the article that caused the uproar.

* * *

The real news conveyed by The Times and its competitors was not the huge program to track terrorist finances, but that per usual from the administration that gave us Gitmo, the program was conducted with little oversight from the other two branches of government.

* * *

The assault on a free press during our own wartime should be recognized for what it is: another desperate ploy by officials trying to hide their own lethal mistakes in the shadows. It’s the antithesis of everything we celebrate with the blazing lights of Independence Day.

It’s a shame that much of the country won’t read the piece because the Times elected to stick his commentary behind its TimesSelect wall. Subscribers may read it here.

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Law, Media

Heroes

Posted by Chris on July 1, 2006 at 12:47 pm.

Go read digby.

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Law

Half Full

Posted by Chris on July 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm.

The Observer’s Paul Harris has an interesting take on the abortion debate:

[T]he end of Roe could liberate Democrats. It will finally draw the sting out of this poisonous topic that has allowed Republicans and conservatives to portray Democrats as uncaring and unreligious. With Roe gone - and Republicans responsible for the political aftermath - Democrats can finally focus on the issues on which they want to debate: jobs, healthcare and the environment. The potential electoral benefit here could be huge. The cultural wars will have lost their biggest battleground and American politics will be the better for it.

I think that’s right. In our generally progressive urban neighborhood, oval “W” bumper stickers were inevitably accompanied by pro-life slogans back in 2004. Regardless of how you feel about the abortion issue, the country would be better served by two viable political parties. Democrats could accomplish a great deal more with that monkey off their backs.

The column is worth a read.

Filed under: Politics, U.S.

What Do You Know

Posted by Chris on July 1, 2006 at 11:19 am.

Can you pass the U.S. Citizenship Quiz?

Quiz results

Doh! The number of constitutional amendments question got me.

Filed under: U.S., History

Friday Frivolity

Posted by Chris on June 30, 2006 at 9:52 am.

A MOsanthrope tradition since February!

As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.


Real life Simpsons intro!

Real Simpsons

Amazing.


Science finally finds a solution to the booty call epidemic.

Prepare yourself for the inevitable ad campaign.

Rude awakening.

I think I might have dated her. (Via Boing Boing).

Well, it can’t be that I’m wrong on the issues and ran a crappy campaign. Hmmm… Could it be… Satan?!? (Via Jesus’ General).

Cheers and jeers: Cheers go to the Draper police.

D E D I C A T I O N.

Next on the agenda.

One can never have too many chain saws.

The news sent KFC shares tumbling. (Thanks: Julie).

Uh oh.

Admit it. You’ve been tempted.

We’re gonna need another photo.

How not to avoid jury duty.

You’ve heard the expression “the long arm of the law”?

Seems about right.

Quote of the Day

The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.


June 30 marks the end of Missouri’s continuing legal education reporting year, so I’ll be spending the day learning about fascinating developments in the areas of real estate, bankruptcy and tax law.

Have a great weekend!
 

Filed under: Humor

Shorter Peggy Noonan

Posted by Chris on June 29, 2006 at 6:05 pm.

Just try to parse her latest without having a seizure. I dare you. In fact, I’m begging you.

I’ll summarize for the benefit of those without ready access to their medication:

Hillary Clinton is an asexual robot. In contrast, George W. Bush is a deeply compassionate man who “would breastfeed the military if he could.” (Note: Those are, in fact, actual quote marks. — Ed.).

A constitutional amendment to ban flag burning was a bad idea because it smacked of cynical, manipulative politics, unlike a ban on gay marriage.

The fact that the New York Times published a story about a government program to monitor financial transactions demonstrates that its editors remain hell-bent on destroying America. Incidentally, the newspaper I edit, The Wall Street Journal, ran the same story; however, although no one outside the Upper West Side of Manhattan still reads the Times, it’s much worse that the Times did it because Times editors are evil and have always hated America.

I often hear strange voices while watching Barbara Walters on television; I wish everything would top spinning.

(Via: Pharyngula).

Filed under: Politics, U.S., Media

A Glimmer of Hope

Posted by Chris on June 29, 2006 at 1:14 pm.

Updated on June 29, 2006 at 1:31 pm (I) and 4:53 pm (II).

The talk radio crowd, which blows its collective gasket each time a judge uses the word “international” or suggests there are limits to the President’s power despite our perpetual war against terror, will not be pleased with todays Supreme Court decision in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld (note: pdf). Anyone concerned about civil liberties and abuse of executive power should be pleasantly surprised:

Petitioner Salim Ahmed Hamdan, a Yemeni national, is in custody at an American prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In November 2001, during hostilities between the United States and the Taliban (which then governed Afghanistan), Hamdan was captured by militia forces and turned over to the U. S. military. In June 2002, he was transported to Guantanamo Bay. Over a year later, the President deemed him eligible for trial by military commission for then-unspecified crimes. After another year had passed, Hamdan was charged with one count of conspiracy “to commit . . . offenses triable by military commission.” App. to Pet. for Cert. 65a.

Hamdan filed petitions for writs of habeas corpus and mandamus to challenge the Executive Branch’s intended means of prosecuting this charge. He concedes that a court-martial constituted in accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), 10 U. S. C. 801 et seq. (2000 ed. and Supp. III), would have authority to try him. His objection is that the military commission the President has convened lacks such authority, for two principal reasons: First, neither congressional Act nor the common law of war supports trial by this commission for the crime of conspiracy–an offense that, Hamdan says, is not a violation of the law of war. Second, Hamdan contends, the procedures that the President has adopted to try him violate the most basic tenets of military and international law, including the principle that a defendant must be permitted to see and hear the evidence against him.

The District Court granted Hamdan’s request for a writ of habeas corpus. 344 F. Supp. 2d 152 (DC 2004). The Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit reversed. 415 F. 3d 33 (2005). Recognizing, as we did over a half-century ago, that trial by military commission is an extraordinary measure raising important questions about the balance of powers in our constitutional structure, Ex parte Quirin, 317 U. S. 1, 19 (1942), we granted certiorari. 546 U. S. ___ (2005).

For the reasons that follow, we conclude that the military commission convened to try Hamdan lacks power to proceed because its structure and procedures violate both the UCMJ and the Geneva Conventions. Four of us also conclude, see Part V, infra, that the offense with which Hamdan has been charged is not an “offens[e] that by . . . the law of war may be tried by military commissions.” 10 U. S. C. 821.

(Emphasis mine).

 
It’s noteworthy that the case was decided on a 5-3 basis, with the usual suspects, Justices Scalia, Thomas and Alito, dissenting. In his dissent, Justice Scalia called the majority’s conclusion that the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005, to which the President appended one of his notorious signing statements, did not deprive the Court of jurisdiction to decide the case “patently erroneous.” Chief Justice Roberts did not participate in the decision because he ruled in favor of the government when the case was argued before the D.C. Court of Appeals. The decision in that case was strongly criticized by civil liberties advocates.
 
God help us if President Bush has the opportunity to appoint another Supreme Court justice.


UPDATE I: NPR has a good summary of the decision here.
UPDATE II: Like we didn’t see this coming:

Some Republican lawmakers pledged immediately to begin working on a legislative solution to the problem posed by the court’s decision.

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist announced he would introduce a bill after the July Fourth recess that “authorizes military commissions and appropriate due process procedures for trials of terrorist combatants.” In his statement, he added that he believed civilian courts were inappropriate for the terror suspects’ cases.

Sens. Lindsay Graham, R-S.C., and Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., said separately they planned on introducing similar legislation.

It seems to me that Congressional Republicans could save a lot of time and trouble by simply passing the President Bush May Do Whatever the Hell He’d Like Act of 2006.


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Blast that Liberal Media!

Posted by Chris on June 28, 2006 at 8:37 pm.

I guess it is an election year. This will shortly be dusting off far more significant keyboards than mine, so I’ll note the following without commentary and await the clamor: CNN is now publishing commentary under the byline of James “SpongeBob - is - a - tool - of - the - vast - gay - conspiracy” Dobson who, some have suggested, is wacky beyond belief.

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Strange Bedfellows

Posted by Chris on June 28, 2006 at 2:05 pm.

I’ve resisted the urge to spout off about the latest attempt by Senate Republicans to rile up the base with a non-issue, primarily because the consensus had it that the flag burning amendment was dead before debate even began.

No matter. Balloon Juice’s Tim has a very good take here.

Read the post and stay for the comments, especially this one.

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Write Your Own Punchline

Posted by Chris on June 28, 2006 at 11:05 am.

I normally save things like this for Friday, but this is simply fascinating. I give you the pimp tax:

The Senate Finance Committee is expected to vote Wednesday morning on the pimp tax. The bill also calls for more jail time for sex workers.

If passed, the provision will authorize at least $2 million toward the establishment of an office in the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation unit to prosecute unlawful sex workers for violations of tax laws.

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Asked if taxing sex workers would legitimize their trade, a Grassley spokesman said the goal was simply to find “yet another alternative to track the money flowing in this industry to get at potential criminals.”

Any questions?

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Playing “Good Cop, Bad Cop” with the Constitution

Posted by Chris on June 28, 2006 at 10:31 am.

Updated on June 28, 2006 at 2:58 pm.

Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) is balking again. This time he’s deeply concerned about the disclaimer language the President frequently appends to bills before signing them, the gist of which is “It is with great pride that I sign this bill into law which applies to everyone except me“:

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter opened hearings today on the signing statements. Bush has used the statements on some 750 statutes passed by Congress, including such high-profile issues as a ban on torture and renewal of the Patriot Act.

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A bill becomes the rule of the land when Congress passes it and the president signs it into law.

However, according to the White House, a law is not binding when a president issues a separate statement saying he reserves the right to revise, interpret or disregard it on national security and constitutional grounds.

The Senate Judiciary Committee, chaired by Arlen Specter, R-Pa., demanded a hearing on the practice he considers an example of the administrations abuse of power.

It’s a challenge to the plain language of the Constitution, Specter said in an interview with The Associated Press. I’m interested to hear from the administration just what research they’ve done to lead them to the conclusion that they can cherry-pick.

* * *

In his presidency’s sixth year, Bush has yet to issue a single veto that could be overridden with a two-thirds majority in each house.

Instead, he has issued hundreds of signing statements invoking his right to interpret or ignore laws on everything from whistleblower protections to how Congress oversees the Patriot Act.

In case you haven’t noticed, Senator Specter does a lot of balking these days. Balking allows him to maintain an air of concern about the administration’s incursions against the Constitution and Americans’ civil liberties without actually doing anything to defend the Constitution and Americans’ civil liberties.

He balked at the administration’s warrantless domestic surveillance program and has since been “pressing the Bush administration to seek clearance from the secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, or FISA, court.” If he keeps at it, the administration might just agree to follow the federal statute it has ignored for the past five years. You know, that 1978 statute that requires the administration to seek clearance from the secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, or FISA, court when conducting such surveillance. That one.

He balked at the administration’s massive NSA data mining operation, but backed down when the Vice President “promised that the Bush administration would consider legislation proposed by Specter that would place a domestic surveillance program under scrutiny of a special federal court.”

Oh, no you di-in’t! You made him promise to consider legislation? Man, that’s hard core. What did you say?

Well, I got all up on him, an’ I was like, “Put down the Sharpie an’ back away from the Constitution, Mr. Vice President. Don’t make me balk. Oh, I’ll balk. Don’t think I won’t balk. I’m a crazy motherbalker.” Like that. An’ he was all like, “Chill, dude. I’ll consider it. I swear.” Like that.

Word.


UPDATE: Remarkably, Jack Cafferty still does not own CNN.

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Bring Back the Guillotine

Posted by Chris on June 27, 2006 at 8:31 pm.

I see that a federal judge has ordered a moratorium on executions in my state until Missouri can “ensure that inmates do not suffer excruciating pain when they are put to death“:

Missouri Corrections Director Larry Crawford said in a hearing before [U.S. District Judge Fernando] Gaitan two weeks ago that he would clarify the execution protocol. He testified after learning that the surgeon who is the sole person in charge of mixing the drugs had prepared a lower-than-expected dose of anesthesia for the last several inmates who were put to death.

The surgeon testified he had been administering 2.5 grams of thiopental, which is supposed to render the inmate unconscious and is the first of the three drugs Missouri uses in executions. Gaitan ordered the state to use at least double that amount.

Gaitan, who sits on the federal bench in Kansas City, also said he was concerned about the dyslexia of the surgeon, whose identity is a closely held secret. Someone else administers the drugs.

“The court is gravely concerned that a physician who is solely responsible for correctly mixing the drugs … has a condition which causes him confusion with regard to numbers,” Gaitan wrote.

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The anesthesiologist must ensure the inmate has achieved “sufficient anesthetic depth” before receiving the final two drugs, which paralyze the inmate and stop the inmate’s heart. The heart-stopping drug, potassium chloride, causes excruciating pain.

That does seem kind of barbaric; but, you know, capital punishment is like that.

I write this with tongue only slightly in cheek: As far as I’m concerned, as long as the state remains in the execution business, the condemned should be beheaded in the public square. State-sanctioned killing should not be made palatable for the benefit of the squeamish.

Human jurors err. That fact alone should consign this practice to history. That won’t happen until the public fully appreciates the consequences of a death sentence.

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Still a Bad Idea

Posted by Chris on June 27, 2006 at 7:23 pm.

It was bad policy when they sold out consumers to benefit doctors and corporations, and it stinks to high heaven when they do it to benefit lawyers.

(Thanks: Steve).

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Old School

Posted by Chris on June 27, 2006 at 2:49 pm.

There was a time, Garrison Keillor laments, when conservatives were “pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all ships.” We’ve come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt’s square deal to government as corporate benefactor. Despite the self-proclaimed piety and faux-populist rhetoric of its adherents (”damn those godless liberal elites!”), modern conservatism boils down to the politics of pillage. Greed is back with a vengeance.

Given the prevailing ethos, this is utterly stupefying:

Warren Buffett Pledges around $30 Billion to Gates Foundation

Warren Buffett, the world’s second richest person, has donated nearly 85 percent of his fortune to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to help fight disease and poverty and improve education.

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WARREN BUFFETT: I don’t believe in creating dynastic wealth. My children have all received money from me and my wife. They’ll receive more on my death. But they are in the privileged top 1 percent at least of the population, perhaps the top .1 percent, even.

But I don’t really believe that in a society that aspires to be meritocratic and that believes in equality of opportunity — my kids have had advantage over 99 percent of the kids in the country…”

Yesterday’s spectacle must really have present-day conservatives scratching their heads. Most believed that talk radio and cable news pundits long ago successfully banished this sort of inerudite thinking to the kiddie table with the liberals:

I love it when I’m around the country club, and I hear people talking about the debilitating effects of a welfare society, he said. At the same time, they leave their kids a lifetime and beyond of food stamps. Instead of having a welfare officer, they have a trust officer. And instead of food stamps, they have stocks and bonds.

What planet is this guy from? As Congressional Republicans debate legislation to dramatically weaken or abolish the estate tax, a move which would benefit only a few of America’s wealthiest families at the expense of 98% of its taxpayers, Buffett waxed about meritocracy as he signed away his fortune — a fortune, it should be noted, that he amassed despite a tax code which conservative money-purifying enterprises like Grover Norquist’s Americans for Tax Reform hold up as the poster boy for big government subversion of American prosperity.

It comes as no surprise that Mr. Buffett is no fan of current attempts to repeal the estate tax:

Mr. Buffett, the Omaha investor who ranks fourth on the Forbes magazine list of the richest Americans, said in an interview that he had not signed the petition itself because he thought it did not go far enough in defending the critical role that he said the estate tax played in promoting economic growth, by helping create a society in which success is based on merit rather than inheritance.

Mr. Buffett said repealing the estate tax would be a terrible mistake, the equivalent of choosing the 2020 Olympic team by picking the eldest sons of the gold-medal winners in the 2000 Olympics.

We would regard that as absolute folly in terms of athletic competition, he said.

We have come closer to a true meritocracy than anywhere else around the world, he said. You have mobility so people with talents can be put to the best use. Without the estate tax, you in effect will have an aristocracy of wealth, which means you pass down the ability to command the resources of the nation based on heredity rather than merit.

As Think Progress points out, Buffett not only opposes efforts to repeal the estate tax, he also criticized the Bush dividend and income tax cuts. He’s even *gasp* contributed tens of thousands to Democratic campaigns.

It’s easy to internalize a political philosophy constructed to rationalize the acquisition of personal wealth at the expense of everything and everyone else. Buffett’s brand requires principle and strength of character. Why not just create the Warren Edward Buffett Foundation in order to perpetuate his name and control over the funds?

…[H]e has small hopes that, by his doing this and kind of setting the model, that it could be that other philanthropists, other wealthy people who have some thought of being philanthropists, would decide instead to look around at the existing models, the existing foundations, and maybe giving to them rather than staffing up, building up a foundation with all the staff that that takes.

That’s old school, baby.

While I’m thinking about it, I should snap up that BuffettLies.com domain. Someone’s gonna be willing pay big money for that if Buffett keeps spouting off like this.

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Government Run Amok, Vol. 2,793

Posted by Chris on June 27, 2006 at 11:53 am.

As much fun as it might be to jump all over Rush Limbaugh’s latest brush with the great, gangling arm of the law (”talent on loan from Pfizer” springs immediately to mind), it seems to me that, obvious hypocrisy and trivial controlled substance law infractions notwithstanding, what prescription medications the man ingests ain’t nobody’s business but his own.

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