ANTHRAX!
CNN is reporting that a New York City man has contracted ANTHRAX! Inhalational ANTHRAX is often difficult to diagnose because it manifests itself as a flu-like illness!

ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX!
We’re awaiting a press conference with city officials!
ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX!
Stand by! More details are emerging!
The guy is a drummer and may have contracted ANTHRAX via contact with imported animal hides.
Anthrax?
CNN’s anthrax teaser was followed immediately by a bird flu story.
BIRD FLU! BIRD FLU! BIRD FLU!
Thanks, CNN.
UPDATE: After roughly forty minutes of continuous anthrax coverage, CNN broke to Olympic coverage. Y’all may step away from the terror alert button. No! Wait! MSNBC’s Rita Cosby has breaking news about a teen aged girl who disappeared in Aruba!
UPDATE II: What was Wolf Blitzer’s lead story on the Situation Room? You guessed it: One guy in New York City contracted anthrax, a noncontagious illness, apparently from unprocessed animal hides. They’re still covering it at 3:05 pm CST.

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