Time’s Thoughtful Analysis of Girls Gone Wild
Updated on March 30, 2006 at 2:48 pm.
Lord knows I’ve tried, but after reading this I honestly can’t think of anything to add which won’t sound incredibly puerile and get me into big trouble with my wife.
However, I will emphatically state that I am staunchly opposed to any revision to the definition of femininity “expansive enough to include shaking one’s thing without raising one’s top.”
Of course, I have sons.
UPDATE: Time’s coverage has nothing on Fox News’. (From The Daily Show via Crooks and Liars).

One Response to “Time’s Thoughtful Analysis of Girls Gone Wild”
I’m not sure what to say there either. In the meantime:
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Comment by The Nose on March 30, 2006 at 2:34 pm.