MOsanthrope

Posted by Chris on June 29, 2006 at 6:05 pm.

Just try to parse her latest without having a seizure. I dare you. In fact, I’m begging you.

I’ll summarize for the benefit of those without ready access to their medication:

Hillary Clinton is an asexual robot. In contrast, George W. Bush is a deeply compassionate man who “would breastfeed the military if he could.” (Note: Those are, in fact, actual quote marks. — Ed.).

A constitutional amendment to ban flag burning was a bad idea because it smacked of cynical, manipulative politics, unlike a ban on gay marriage.

The fact that the New York Times published a story about a government program to monitor financial transactions demonstrates that its editors remain hell-bent on destroying America. Incidentally, the newspaper I edit, The Wall Street Journal, ran the same story; however, although no one outside the Upper West Side of Manhattan still reads the Times, it’s much worse that the Times did it because Times editors are evil and have always hated America.

I often hear strange voices while watching Barbara Walters on television; I wish everything would top spinning.

(Via: Pharyngula).

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