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Back off!

Sound advice.
Speaking of big horses…
Remember to make peace with your family before they write your obituary. […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Real life Simpsons intro!

Amazing.

Science finally finds a solution to the booty call epidemic.
Prepare yourself for the […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
“Well, we’ll see.”

Don’t sweat it. There’s gonna be another strand.
(Thanks: Julie).
Thanks for the seizure disorder. […]

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Thank God Al Gore invented The Onion.

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I see that CNN’s headline writers continue their campaign to confuse malevolent extraterrestrials monitoring our communications:

Way to go, guys! That’ll have them scratching their labial palpi for awhile.

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Write your own caption:

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais/Yahoo! News)
 
The AP came up with this:

White House Press Secretary Tony […]

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That was a good line.
(Thanks: Julie).

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Finally! Science we can use!

Researchers at MIT investigate the effectiveness of three types of aluminum foil helmets […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
I’ve spent much of the day in airports and on the highway. Better late than never, right?
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While on vacation I constantly scour the press to bring you important and thought-provoking commentary.

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“King Ranch” version.

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Hoffa Cakes!

(Fabrizio Costantini for The New York Times)

As if we didn’t have enough reasons to avoid shopping […]

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IMPORTANT ADVISORY: Stephen Colbert is a comedian whose television persona is a caricature of right-wing media personalities. See also, satire, parody.
I jest, of course. Everyone knows that, right?
 
→ Nope. ←
 
(Via Atrios).

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
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I think I’ve figured out our problem with border control:

(Via C&L).

Blonde joke waiting to happen.
Cutting to the […]

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Al Gore’s hilarious opening bit on SNL Saturday night.

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A preview for my wife.
(Thanks: Dad).

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Never underestimate the wisdom of children:

(Via Harris Online).

She should have picked door number one. (Via blah blah […]

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And the sanctimonious faux patriots who feigned such indignation at its desecration at the hands of its most recent Spanish translator are the ones brutalizing it.
Crooks and Liars has the video from Nightline.
Perhaps they should think about investing in a second 99-cent Chinese-made American flag pin for the other lapel.

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
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The day the bird flu arrived in Florida:

(Thanks: Julie).

I don’t usually do this, so forgive me; but […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.“Who Invited Dick?”
 

MiniMetallica is better; but don’t download their music.
Lame ass excuse. (Thanks: Steve).
Why does your […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.So many caption possibilities; so few which don’t guarantee express-line admission to Hell:
 
Note to aspiring bloggers:
 
Don’t waste […]

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Rep. Jo Ann Emerson (R-MO) is not afraid to tell her constituents how she really feels:

WASHINGTON - Nobody expects to get a letter from a member of Congress that ends with an expletive.
But thats what happened when Rep. Jo Ann Emerson, R-Mo., recently corresponded with a resident of her southeast Missouri district.
The letter ended with […]

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I have two sons.
She has six.
That poor, poor woman.
(Via Hey,you).

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Why is it that every time I hear Dubbya’s “I’m the decider” bit, I immediately feel compelled to begin humming The Monkees’ version of “I’m a Believer”?
That can’t be good. Is it a tumor? My God. Cancer? Is it brain cancer?

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Updated on April 18, 2006 at 1:49 pm (I) and 7:16 pm (II).
Happy Easter!

The reviews, so far, are very good.
My wife: “Very proud” and “Nice, Hon.”
My five-year-old: “What is dad doing now? He’s out on the deck playing with Easter candy.”
My three-year-old: “I want my truck back! Mom, […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
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(Via blah blah blog).

Hon, could you please pick up some Mentos and […]

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Updated on April 8, 2006 at 11:05 am.
Regarding your “Crazy State Power Rankings,” I note that it’s hard to argue with Florida:

TALLAHASSEE - A biblical theme park in Orlando where guests pay $30 admission to munch on “Goliath” burgers and explore reproductions of 2000-year-old tombs and temples could get a property tax […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.The Irish: Surprisingly unconcerned about global warming.
 

(Hat-tip: Mom).
The Dark Side of Long-Term Potentiation
 
Although my wife […]

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A MOsanthrope tradition since February!
As always, if you’re looking for obtuse political commentary and trite observation, I suggest that you skip to the next post using the scroll bar at right. There’s no one here but us shenanigans.
Building a modest automobile manufacturing company into one of the largest corporations on the planet with a […]

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Updated on March 30, 2006 at 2:48 pm.
Lord knows I’ve tried, but after reading this I honestly can’t think of anything to add which won’t sound incredibly puerile and get me into big trouble with my wife.
It’s worth a read.
However, I will emphatically state that I am staunchly opposed to any revision to the definition […]

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